We all fuck in very different ways, but there are certain things in sex that are given to us by genetics. Like the size of the cock, the pussy, the rhythm (remember, if you know how to dance, you know how to fuck) or the amount of cum. If you do not believe me, check it yourself, call your father right now and ask him how many milliliters of semen he gets in each ejaculate and compare.
I hope you’ve waited until the second paragraph to call your father, because I was kidding. What we do have in common many humans is the way we take the#aftersex.
I’m sure you’ve done at least half of these things after having sex. And if it is not true, leave a comment protesting, I promise to call my mother to ask how many milliliters of loose run in each squirting. I’m sure he does not win.
- You had to disengage from your partner which velcro because of the sperm stuck in your bellies.
- You have smoked a cigarette*.
* If you do it, badly, after the sport you do not smoke, it also causes impotence.
- You have gargled to take away the flavor of jelly, for many pineapples that your boyfriend has eaten before.
- You have cleaned the stains of certain fluids that can be brown or red.
- You’ve gone for the morning after pill .
- You have talked about your childhood and / or other profound things.
- Right after his cumshot, you played with the hypersensitive bud of his tail to give him chills.
- You have gone to the hospital because you have broken something, be it a tooth, nose or penis.
- You have thought that for ‘what just happened, better a straw .
- You’ve fallen asleep as if by magic and you got up without your wallet.
- You’ve gone straight to storm the fridge .
- An “I love you” has escaped and waiting for another one back.
If you have missed something that has happened to you, write it down in the comments, and if you want to know how you feel after taking a powder in Apricots, book a night with these girls and you will not sleep.
