Yes, you have to proof her your love every day … but poor you if you do not bring flowers on February 14. No, he does not want gifts, but if you offer him chocolates he will eat your pussy to thanks you.
Even if I’m a super-modern aunt, I love the traditions, especially the parties of love. They are very beautiful days in which everyone fucks for free. Well, free… no! in Barcelona you get for 5 euros a rose.
Before doing “something original” like this, better spend 5 euros on a rose.
Qi xi Festival – China
Legend has it that Niulang, a cowherd, once encountered 7 fairies bathing in a lake. The ox of the the pastor instigated the man to remove their clothes, to make the joke and such. The fairies sent Zhinü, the youngest and beautiful of them, to recover them. As the man saw her naked, he had to marry her, and it turned out that the two got along very well.
P.S.: if everyone who sees me naked had to marry me I would have more husbands than Sara Montiel.
The Goddess of Heaven discovered that a mortal married a fairy, so she opened the sky and separated the two lovers to always, thus creating the Milky Way. But every seventh night of every seventh moon, the magpies take pity on them and they create a bridge to reunite them. This legend serves as an excuse to celebrate love in China, offering flowers and cosmetics to Niulang and Zhinü.
Saint Dwynwen’s Day – Wales
The Welsh do not wait for February to honor love, they do it on January 25, the day of Saint Dwynwen. This saint was very smart, you’ll see why: she wanted to stay virgin and wait for the weeding, but her boyfriend did not, so the boyfriend forced her to have sex with him. But before that happen, she met an angel who offered her 3 wishes.
The Dwyn, first asked the angel to freeze her boyfriend, then asked to be the Patron Saint of Love and finally, she regrets and asked that her boyfriend be defrosted. We do not know what happen after this… , but the aunt became Santa, and all for not wanting to take a cap.
Dragobete – Romania
The Romanian equivalent to Valentine’s Day is celebrated on February 24 for more than 2,000 years. Dragobete is the Eros or Cupid of Romanian mythology. He is a handsome man, who protects those who meet and, he also provides health and well-being.
In the past, the young people left for forests and plains to catch spring flowers. Currently they go to fuck outdoors . And formerly also, let’s not kid ourselves.
They met the day of Dragobete, and see how happy they are.
Tu B’Av – Israel
The 15th of the month of Av (between July and August of the Gregorian calendar) is the day of the lovers for the Jews. This date marks the beginning of the harvest, and that’s why the single girls went to dance dressed in white on the vineyards
That day became the favorite to get married or to ask for marriage in Israel, so single of the world, now you know when to visit the Holy Land.
Día dos Namorados – Brasil
In Brazil in February, with the streets full of mulatas dancing samba, it is very difficult to talk about love and commitment … Brazilians celebrate love on June 12, the day of San Antonio de Padua (famous matchmaker, like Valentine’s Day).
Three months give to forgive the horns That could have been placed during the biggest bacchanal on Earth.
Valentine’s Day – West
The most international celebration of love dates from very remote times. In ancient Rome, Lupercalia was celebrated on the 15th February During this party the women were beaten with whips made of the skin of goats and dogs, wet in the same blood of these animals, since they believed that this ritual granted them fertility.
But Pope Gelasius I did not like BDSM and in the year 496 he banned the party and changed it for Valentine’s Day, made for lovers. The party became popular and the whips were changed by verses 😒, then by very romantic postcards 😡 and finally by vibrating dildos and rings 😍
Painting representing the first BDSM party in the history of the humanity
Sant Jordi – Catalonia
Sant Jordi killed the dragon to save the princess, and with the blood of the dragon he wet a whip and lashed the princess … Ah, no! Sorry. And from the blood of the dragon a rosebush sprang up. Sant Jordi took one of the roses and gave it to the princess, and she took a book (no one know from where) and gave it to Sant Jordi.
In fact, the tradition of giving a book was added a posteriori, since Cervantes and Shakespeare died on April 23. Fortunately, nowadays books are given to both men and women, just like roses. For many, this is the most beautiful day to be in Catalonia, and also for me.
Day of love and Friendship – Colombia
It is celebrated on the third Saturday of September. It basically consists in organizing an “invisible friend” and secretly giving gifts to him until anonymity is broken, if desired. It’s not a couple’s love party, but friendship is celebrated, which is also a very nice kind of love that you have to take care of. I have many friends, do you want to meet them?
