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Male’s hair removal and lots of WTFs

Do you remember the latest study done by Apricots University? Where we made a quick review of the evolution of the female hair removal over the years and we could see that we have gone from the typical conservative chichis of the ’60s to the revolutionary or sincere chichis of today (although among the most radical feminists it is possible to find those leafy and plush chichis that, in some cases, extend to the Ankles and can replace perfectly the thicker cotton socks, but in summer, it’s hot!)

Leaving the coat of the chichis aside, let’s focus on another important study by Apricots University: the coat of the dick. Yes guys, today we will talk about this topic, so if you do not want to feel your wounded masculinity come back another day or, even better, take it as a joke. Well, it will have been noticed that one day, suddenly, the men decided that hair removal had to be part of their aesthetic routine; why you can imagine it: without weeds the tree seems bigger. It’s a pity that nobody told them that women know that optical illusions last a few seconds.

But well, as this situation has no way back, we do not have to accept it and avoid becoming envious when we have a man with a more careful hair removal than ours. The important thing is to be prepared psychologically knowing that this is what we can find out there:

  • The Sahara desert : some time ago this area was populated by long and wild hair, now there are only them: cock and balls alone in the face of adversity. It is the perfect cut for the self-confident man, who loves minimalism and aseptic spaces. Nobody has commented to him that if the pubic hair exists it is by something, in fact one of its functions is to deaden the possible irritation of the genital zone caused by the continuous friction of skin against skin during the sexual relations. And if this does not bother him, it’s that he fucks a bit. Even more important is the function of keeping the balls at a constant temperature so that they are in the right conditions to produce sperm. Will he know what the sperm are for?
  • The Amazon : seen from a distance, it might look like the head of a Pantene girl, but if we approach and separate that cascade of hair we will see that there is life behind. Nothing again eh, what we find is the same: dick and balls. For a matter of comfort, it’s better to have a rubber band to pick up that mane, which offers endless possibilities for hairstyles: pigtails, bows, braids and everything that makes a Pantene girl horny.
  • The inner courtyard : although the name reminds us of exotic and enchanted places, it must be said that the scrotal area has little that magic, especially when it is the only one that conserves the fur. What is the meaning of leaving furry eggs, apart from looking ridiculous? Girls can sleep peacefully knowing that this style is not very fashionable, in fact I think I’m the only person in the world who has had the luck to find something like that. It’s just that I’m so lucky lately that if the genie of the lamp asked him to give me wings, I would transform into a compress.
  • The garden on the terrace : at the top of the pubis a small hairs lawn has been kept to remember that there, a time, was populated by long and wild hair. It is a small space, like the children’s area of ​​McDonald’s, where the hair is well cut and taken care of. The cut better to do it with scissors, so the hair will be soft and pleasant to the touch. This “style” is ideal for when the cowherd girl is practiced (inverted missionary), because there is a direct stimulation of the clitoris that we women love. Yes, guys, the clitoris exists and is right between the two upper lips. What a interesting discovery, right? That you know that for most women this option is the best, you are advised.
  • So far we have arrived. We know that after reading this post your life will change completely, we are not sure that it will be better. Now it’s your turn to tell us what kind of hair removal puts you more and what is the weirdest thing you’ve ever encountered. Surprise us!

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