What differentiates us from other animals is not intelligence, it is the way to fuck. Have you ever seen an orangutan running in the face of an orangutan? Or a double penetration between rabbits? No. We humans are promiscuous, libertines and we do not settle for a simple push-pull.
The bonobos, along with the chimpanzees, are the apes more related to the human being. This image confirms it.With the sexual revolution that we live, I even get lost in such indecency. If I’m playing with cum, I want to know if I’m facing a creampie or a cumswap. I am a very perfectionist slut and I like to call things by their names.
That’s why I created this Little Encyclopedia Guarrouse , so that you too can speak properly. Moreover, I have designed a flow diagram so you do not get lost in the vast world of sexual practices.
Graph about sexual practices
69 : this practice was made famous by Isabel de Castilla and Fernando de Aragón under the motto “Both ride, ride both”.
Annilingus : also called black kiss . It consists in eating your partner’s eyeball.
Ballbusting : receive taps on the eggs. I put it in diminutive, because if we gave it strong we would enter lands of the BDSM .
BDSM : is a term that encompasses various sexual practices: bondage and discipline, domination and submission, sadism and masochism.
Biffler : in Spanish it would be “to give cock in the face”, but in French it sounds more sophisticated.
Bukkake : it is a group sex practice where a series of males ejaculate on a lucky one.
Choking : erotic strangulation.
Creampie : in Spanish it would be translated as “cream pie”. How to prepare such a delicious delicacy? Ejaculate inside the vagina or anus of your partner, then withdraw your penis and watch as the semen is expelled from the hole where you dit it.
Quartet : like a string quartet but with sex and without instruments (string).
Cuban : make a straw with your breasts. By curiosity: did you know that in the rest of the world, the Cuban is called Spanish ?
Cumshot : run over it. If it involves the face above, it goes to the letter F.
Cumswap : also called white kiss in Spanish. After running in your mouth, let me give you a tongue kiss. Sharing is living!
Cunnilingus : a fine way to say “pussy food”.
Deep throat : stick a dick all the way down the throat .
Double penetration : like the Petit Suisse but with dick.
Facefucking : one fucked by the mouth.
Facesitting : use your face as a cushion. It has the advantage that in the meantime you can eat pussy, anus or both.
Facial : run in your face.
Feeling : what we commonly call blowjob .
Felching : for this practice you need a creampie and a swallow . After running in your vagina or anus, you suck the semen there deposited and you swallow it. You can also start a cumswap or a snowball with that.
Fingering : make a finger, or a few. If it’s the whole fist, go to the next definition.
Fisting : stick your fist up your ass or vagina.
Footjob : jerking your feet.
Footlicking : lick your feet.
Footslapping : hitting your feet, ideal for masochistic fetishists.
Footstool : in this practice the fetishist is like a rug. You have to ignore it, step on it and treat it like an object.
Gangbang : is a particular type of orgy in which a single woman has sex with three or more men in turns or at the same time.
Gangsuck : the same as a gangbang but with the protagonist sucking the entire group.
Gokkun : this sexual practice consists of a group of men running into a container and then the chosen one to drink it. Very nutritious and without palm oil.
Golden shower: pissing on someone, in Spanish “golden rain”.
Hot ant : put ants on the eggs to feel a nice tingling while you suck. There are also practices with other insects.
Humming : make a guttural sound generated with the throat to produce tingling and pleasure in the genital area of the couple while performing oral sex.
Masturbate : I think if you’re reading this you know what it’s like to masturbate.
Nipple play : play with nipples, bite them, pinch them, lick them, etc.
Orgy : group sex of more than three.
Portuguese breakfast : put an egg in her pussy and then fuck her and you’ll have some scrambled eggs Portuguese.
Shibari : it is a Japanese style of bondage which implies tying following certain technical and aesthetic principles.
Snowball : in Spanish “snowball”. It consists in passing the semen of another from one mouth to another with a white kiss .
Spanking : consists of hitting one or more times the buttocks, with more or less strength.
Spitting : spit or receive saliva in the mouth.
Squirting : the art of taking the female run at source.
Swallow : when she swallows the cum deposited in her mouth. Remember, if he swallows it, he loves you.
Tickling : tickle like sexual play.
Trampling : is a footfetish practice, where the fetishist stretches on the floor and is allowed to step on by one or more people.
Tribadismo : rub pussy with pussy.
Trio : Sex group of three people.
After this article you will think “how much depravity!” , as she said Woody Allen: “Sex is only dirty if it is well done “ .
