There are two types of men in the world, those who prefer tits and those who prefer asses. No! Really, this week I read in a report that Europeans prefer tits to ass, however, in the United States, Africa and South America the opposite happens, prefer the ass to the tit.
Something similar happens in my house, my father is pro-boobs while my brother is pro-asses. The debates in my house are very interesting, I love to hear my father and brother talk about the parts of the woman’s body and why they are so excited about them. I see that in my family, we carry about sex in our genes.
Today I want to talk about the woman’s breasts, also known as tits, boobs, mamellas, balloons, melons, coconuts, boobies, pears … When I’m in the gym, apart from observing the pussy of my companions, I also fixed her breasts. After a great and deep analysis I can tell you that there are different types of tits.
Types of tits
We can divide the woman’s breasts into two blocks, according to their size and shape. First of all I want to tell you that regardless of the shape and size, all the tits are beautiful, and that there are no perfect tits. But everything depends on the tastes of each.
Big tits
The big boobs are the ones that make the most boys turn on. I do not say it, but the studies did. Did you know that Nordic women are the ones with the biggest tits? In Colombia and Venezuela, girls with great attributes also predominate. As a friend of mine says, tits start to look great when you can not get them right with just one hand. The men say that it is very difficult to resist to big boobs. As they say, “they throw more two tits than two carts”. What do you think?
Small tits
The small breasts also have their public, the studies say that the rich prefer them small while those of the middle-low class prefer them big. What kind of studies are these? The women with the smallest breasts are those from Asia and Africa. For example, the small tits of porn actress Riley Reid are among the most beloved adult movies.
Unequal tits
Our breasts have never the same size, usually one is bigger than the other. I have read that the right teat may be a little smaller than the one on the left, well, just like the testicles. There is one that is smaller than the other, is not it? At least it is the feeling that gives me when I do a blowjob.
Surfer tits
This type of tits are small but muscular. As they would say in my town, the “surfboard” breasts, flat but athletic.
Tits progressive
They are a type of breasts that are in danger of extinction, they no longer exist as much as before. This type of tits so famous during the 70s are usually natural and flared with a little fall. They have a thinner upper part and a more rounded lower part.
Crossed tits
The two tits point to the outside. One nipple looks to the right and the other to the left. The nipple is like the icing on the cake, the sweetest part to suck. Another day I will go deeper into the nipples.
Tits yogis
They are the breasts that hang down like the nipples, a type of tits that are relaxed. The tits fall as we say.
Pornstar tits
Normally this type of tits are usually big, round and totally circular. It would be the perfect tits since it is usually provided. It would be the kind of tits we usually see in porn movies, the vast majority operated like those of Mia Khalifa.
Curious tits
They are the breasts that are more separated toward the outside, those that have a great distance between one and the other. To fixe them it is advisable to use a good bra that will enhances and support them.
Pendulum tits
They are elongated and pendular tits, narrow and hanging down.
Tear tits
This type of tits are slightly rounder at the bottom and less bulky at the top, such as a tear or drop of water, hence the name.
Cone tits
They are the cone-shaped tits, small and hanging. Once I saw in a movie, whose name I do not remember, in which they said that the perfect tit was the one that fit in a glass of champagne, those triangular cocktail-like glasses. Come, and try if your tits fit in champagne cup.
The tits of women are very powerful.
As the series said, “Without tits there is no paradise.” It is true that without boobs many men would not enjoy so much sex, or Cuban (in case you did not know, it is a sexual practice in which the woman masturbates the man placing the penis between her breasts). For example, my father when he connects to adult pages on the Internet always selects the category of BIG or XXL boobs videos , he likes to see compilations of the Reverse Cowgirl posture. For those who do not know, is the position where the girl rides on top of the man, it is very exciting because you can see how her tits bounce while she is fucking. Personally, I really like this position too because they can caress me and hold my breasts while we are having sex.
Curiosities about tits
A study by Dr. Katren Weatherby in Germany claimed that looking at a girl’s breasts for ten minutes a day prolonged the lives of men. According to Weatherby it would be equivalent to 30 minutes of cardiovascular exercise. What do you prefer, to look at a good cleavage or go to the gym?
The tits of women are often on everyone’s lips, and I do not say it literally. Each year there are videos and trends related to breasts that drive us crazy. For example, last winter the reindeer tit marked the Christmas season, fashion was to cut a piece of the sweater, poke a tit and decorate it as the face of Reno Rudolf, even had a hashtag #ReinderBoob. In Japan it became fashionable to make a heart shape with your hands and tits, and this summer the trend was to put the bikini backwards, the #upsidedownbikini, even tutorials were made on YouTube and Instagram. And I could not finish this section without mentioning the sweetest trend, covering my breasts with pineapples.
Since I love you a lot, I give you 5 years of extra life (as the study says …).
