If you have ever been in a bullring to attend a bullfight, you will have seen that before it starts, the bullfighters show up to the public by taking a walk through the square. This parade is called paseíllo, and not “People dressed in a strange way that walks before playing darts with the bulls”. As in the bullfighting world, the world of whores also has its paseíllo, with the difference that here the bullfights are without bulls and with a happy ending.
The paseillo of the whores serves so that the escorts are presented to the client and he can choose his favorite girl.
Looking at it from a better commercial perspective, or also saying it roughly, the paseíllo is nothing more than a showcase in which the girl has to know how to sell herself, if she wants to end up being the client’s favorite girl and, therefore, the Chosen girl. To achieve this, it is important that the girl finds the formula that allows her to stand out with respect (her competition) and to stay well framed in the client’s memory.
And how do you get that? On the one hand forgetting about rituals and superstitions , on the other hand, leaving behind the idea that presenting the first or the last one, will the chosen one. But it’s not everything, something else is needed.
And this is where the wonderful marketing tips applied to prostitution come into play. Through them, the girl will end up becoming a whore to the fucking host.
Decalogue to be the fucking host of the paseíllo:
- Naming – The name of the girl : it has to be funny, captivating, weird even and, at the same time, it has to be easy to remember. Ideally, avoid fucking names, that’s how clear we say it. The name has to be accompanied by a good slogan, which better defines the differential value of the girl. And with this we turn to council number 2.
- Slogan : suppose the girl has chosen such a captivating name as “The Virgin Mary”. Well, your slogan will be “Fill me with your grace”. So when you introduce yourself to the client, you can say “Hello, I am the Virgin Mary and I want you to fill me with your grace”. If the client does not remember her, it is because she has no sense of humor. What other names + slogan do we have? From “Double Plug – penetrate me”, to “L’Oréal – Because my vagina is worth it”.
- Packaging – Garments : just like the name, avoid bitch garments, because the man might feel intimidated. Better to surprise him with something that is not expected: from a masturbation, going through a disguise, to getting to sports clothes or even holding hands with his partner or his mother.
- Advertising plan – Concrete actions : serve to increase the girl’s memory and recognition. The actions are simply some useful gestures to finish capturing the customer’s attention. Examples: drop some keys, a lighter or a dead pigeon, stumble, dance the macarena, faint or get rid of the mucus.
- Oops, no more tips! We just wanted to use the word “decalogue” because it is very solemn and cool.
Maybe our fantastic advice is a bit daring, and the truth is that we are not 100% sure that it is really useful. Apart from this, the truth is that if the girl decides to follow them, the client will be freaking out in colors.
